snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

orange-lights:

throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are

onceuponatimetherewasanangel:

I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am. 

chris pratt on the tonight show starring jimmy fallon

everdeenflame:

if you ever compliment my edits in your tags u should know i love you